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Home of Graveyard Greg – Your Mower’s Last Hope
WHAT GREG CAN DO FOR YOU
(All for a one-time $9.99. Because you deserve a mower whisperer, not another how-to playlist.)
🧠 Diagnose What’s Wrong
Greg walks you through symptoms and sounds like a carb-savvy ghost in the machine. No guessing. Just greasy truth.
🔩 Match Blades, Belts & Plugs
Need a 3-in-1 blade with a star mount for a 46" deck? Greg will get you in the mower graveyard with answers, not questions.
🛠️ Guide You Through DIY Fixes
No manuals. No YouTube spirals. Just “do this, not that” instructions you can follow with one hand and a crescent wrench.
🧼 Save You Time, Gas, and Swearing
Stop making trips. Stop pulling the wrong part. Greg’ll tell you what to bring, what to check, and what to never forget.
For $9.99, Greg’s cheaper than a spark plug and 100x smarter.
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Almost Heaven Lawnmower Graveyard
📍 521 N Main St. Bluffton, Indiana 46714
📞 1-260-824-5087 | ✉️ [email protected]
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