๐Ÿ”’ PRIVACY POLICY FOR ALMOST HEAVEN / GREG

๐Ÿ” PRIVACY POLICY

Last updated: August 2025

Almost Heaven Lawnmower Graveyard and Graveyard Gregโ„ข respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information.

By using our website, services, chatbot, or submitting your info through this funnel, you consent to this privacy policy.


๐Ÿ”ง What We Collect:

We may collect:

Name

Email address

Phone number

Billing and shipping information

Your questions or interactions with Greg (for improvement + sass refinement)


๐Ÿ“ฆ How We Use Your Info:

We use your info to:

Deliver chatbot access (aka โ€œLet Greg yell at your mowerโ€)

Send order confirmations, receipts, and support info

Occasionally follow up with offers or updates (no spam, no nonsense)

Improve the chatbot experience and customer service


๐Ÿ›‘ We Do NOT:

Sell, rent, or share your info with third parties

Use your info to serve you MLM schemes or diet pills

Track your internet life like a psycho


๐Ÿ” How We Store Info:

Your data is securely stored using our CRM system and trusted third-party payment processors (like Stripe). We take privacy seriously and protect your info like it's a prized spark plug.


๐Ÿง Your Rights:

You may request:

To see what data we have on you

To update or delete your information

To opt out of communications anytime (just click โ€œunsubscribeโ€ or reply with โ€œSTOPโ€)


๐Ÿ“ž Contact Us:

If you have questions about this policy, contact us at:
๐Ÿ“ง [email protected]
๐Ÿ“ž 1-260-824-5087