Almost Heaven Lawnmower Graveyard and Graveyard Greg™ respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information.
By using our website, services, chatbot, or submitting your info through this funnel, you consent to this privacy policy.
🔧 What We Collect:
We may collect:
Name
Email address
Phone number
Billing and shipping information
Your questions or interactions with Greg (for improvement + sass refinement)
📦 How We Use Your Info:
We use your info to:
Deliver chatbot access (aka “Let Greg yell at your mower”)
Send order confirmations, receipts, and support info
Occasionally follow up with offers or updates (no spam, no nonsense)
Improve the chatbot experience and customer service
🛑 We Do NOT:
Sell, rent, or share your info with third parties
Use your info to serve you MLM schemes or diet pills
Track your internet life like a psycho
🔐 How We Store Info:
Your data is securely stored using our CRM system and trusted third-party payment processors (like Stripe). We take privacy seriously and protect your info like it's a prized spark plug.
🧍 Your Rights:
You may request:
To see what data we have on you
To update or delete your information
To opt out of communications anytime (just click “unsubscribe” or reply with “STOP”)
📞 Contact Us:
If you have questions about this policy, contact us at: 📧 [email protected] 📞 1-260-824-5087